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12-21-2005, 10:41 AM
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A politically correct, non-offensive greeting
Please accept, with no obligation, explicit or implied, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, culturally and ethnically tolerant, celebration of the winter solstice (un)holiday/season (or otherwise appropriate time period which best describes the duration of your celebration or non-celebration), practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.....
And.....a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Ireland great, (not to imply that Ireland is necessarily greater than any other country), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, gender(s), age, physical ability, religious faith, hair colour, astrological sign, dressing habits, choice of computer platform, favourite reality television program, paper / plastic, or sexual preference(s) of the wishee. By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to the replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
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Black 92 JDM 1.5X....R.I.P. White 91 Irish 16V...SOLD Black 91 JDM siR.....Re-sprayed and re-upholstered!! Red 90 UK VT Turbo...Stolen [  ]
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12-22-2005, 10:56 AM
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*sigh* The youth of today. MTV has ruined your attention spans.
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Black 92 JDM 1.5X....R.I.P. White 91 Irish 16V...SOLD Black 91 JDM siR.....Re-sprayed and re-upholstered!! Red 90 UK VT Turbo...Stolen [ ]
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12-22-2005, 10:56 AM
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*sigh* The youth of today. MTV has ruined your attention spans.
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Black 92 JDM 1.5X....R.I.P. White 91 Irish 16V...SOLD Black 91 JDM siR.....Re-sprayed and re-upholstered!! Red 90 UK VT Turbo...Stolen [ ]
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