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04-17-2007, 04:24 PM
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a good'n
>>Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer
>>when he hears a knock at the door. >> >>When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, >>clutching a clip board and yelling, >> >>"You Sign! You sign!" >> >>Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. >> >>Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese >>man starts to yell louder, >> >>"You Sign! You sign!" >> >>Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and >>shuts the door in his face. >> >>The next day he hears a knock at the door again. >> >>When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck >>of brake pads. >>He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, >> >>"You sign! You sign!" >> >>Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the >>little Chinese man back, shouting: >> >>"Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!" Then >>he slams the door in his face again. >> >>The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he >>hears a knock on the door again. >> >>On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting >>a clipboard under his nose, shouting, >> >>"You sign! You sign!" >> >>Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. >> >>This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the >>little Man >> >>by his shirt front and yells at him: >> >>"Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the >>wrong name! >>Who do you want to give these to?" >> >>The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, >>and >>says: >> >> >>(It's a beauty) >> >> >>(Wait for it) >> >> >>(Get your best Chinese accent ready) >> >> >>"You not Nissan Main Deala?" 
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08-19-2007, 05:21 PM
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It's about time someone told a joke around here!
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08-19-2007, 07:33 PM
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were just all dry shites on here
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02-29-2008, 05:59 PM
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Lmao
Thought that was class [^]
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09-17-2019, 08:01 PM
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I try
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Linear Mode
