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Old 04-17-2007, 04:24 PM
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>>Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer
>>when he hears a knock at the door.
>>
>>When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man,
>>clutching a clip board and yelling,
>>
>>"You Sign! You sign!"
>>
>>Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
>>
>>Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese
>>man starts to yell louder,
>>
>>"You Sign! You sign!"
>>
>>Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and
>>shuts the door in his face.
>>
>>The next day he hears a knock at the door again.
>>
>>When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck
>>of brake pads.
>>He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
>>
>>"You sign! You sign!"
>>
>>Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the
>>little Chinese man back, shouting:
>>
>>"Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!" Then
>>he slams the door in his face again.
>>
>>The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he
>>hears a knock on the door again.
>>
>>On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting
>>a clipboard under his nose, shouting,
>>
>>"You sign! You sign!"
>>
>>Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
>>
>>This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the
>>little Man
>>
>>by his shirt front and yells at him:
>>
>>"Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the
>>wrong name!
>>Who do you want to give these to?"
>>
>>The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard,
>>and
>>says:
>>
>>
>>(It's a beauty)
>>
>>
>>(Wait for it)
>>
>>
>>(Get your best Chinese accent ready)
>>
>>
>>"You not Nissan Main Deala?"


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Old 08-18-2007, 08:46 PM
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Oh my God I actually laughed out loud at that
Very good
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Old 08-19-2007, 05:21 PM
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It's about time someone told a joke around here!
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Old 08-19-2007, 07:33 PM
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were just all dry shites on here
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Lmao
Thought that was class [^]
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I try
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Nice one!
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